



If you're at all sensitive to people bragging about their children's many skills or talents, this perhaps might be a post to skip. However, if you're interested in how awesome our daughter is, keep reading. :)


and as promised...a pregnancy photo.

Some friends recently introduced us to a new comedian and we're LOVING his stuff!! I say he's new...he's really just new to us. He's probably been around for awhile. And who knows, maybe you all have heard of him already and we've been completely out of the loop.
None the less, we just wanted to share the funnies with you because we love his type of comedy. He loves Jesus, which means his stuff is clean, which is always our pet peeve with comedians. Check him out on youtube or tangle.com!
He's got lots of stand up stuff, but here's one of our favorite videos:



We will miss you sweet V-Family!! This past weekend we moved to a new apartment. A 3 bedroom apartment. About 30 yards away from our previous 2 bedroom apartment.
It was probably the easiest move we've ever made and will ever make. With the help of 6-7 crazy awesome neighbors, we got it done in less than 2 days.
So...now we're rearranging, putting stuff away, and acclimating to an extra 100 square feet. It's great!
And now this means that Salem actually has his own bedroom. And I'm having a blast decorating it. Turns out it's much easier to decorate a baby's nursery in America than in China. And I'm loving all the options! There will be pictures to come (for those of you that care about that sort of thing.)
It also means that Eden is thoroughly confused as to which apartment is ours, which bedroom is hers, which bed is hers (she's in a new crib), and where all our previous neighbors have gone. But...she'll get there.
Meanwhile, I think being inside a lot lately trying to get things settled has made her a little stir crazy. She's a toddler so she does weird stuff anyways, but add to it her having to be inside more than she'd prefer...well, she's making us a bit insane. So lately we've started documenting some sentences we've said to her simply because if we were overheard in any other context, we'd be committed.
Here's a sampling:
"Get your face off of the oven." When she feels the outside of it is warm, she likes to press her face against it. niiiice. not the safest thing ever.
"The chair is not food." We really thought that by now she'd outgrow putting EVERYTHING in her mouth. but no. she hasn't. so we've started really trying to emphasize that the only thing that should go in her mouth is food.
"Get out of the kitchen! Go make some cookies!" When I'm cooking she really likes to be in the kitchen with me. But obviously it's not always safe for her to be in there. So I said this one to her to get her to go to her bedroom to make her pretend cookies with her kitchen stuff. She likes to make "mnnnmns coocoos" translated: M&M Cookies.
"We don't pee in the corner!" Tonight right before bath time I stripped her down and took my eye off of her for a split second in which she ran into Salem's room where Brandon was, ran to the corner, squatted, and peed. Seriously, what goes through the mind of a 19 month old human being?
"Stop biting your knees." Really, there's not a good explanation for this. She's started biting her knees when she gets upset. ??? for real. no idea.
Anyway, you get the idea. Apparently raising a toddler can make you utter some fairly ridiculous phrases. I'm sure we sound insane to our new neighbors. Maybe we are a little bit.